Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
Dimension Hops: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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