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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3096 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 72 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 165 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
We have so many outrageous reasons for you to join our server, like the fact that our diamond ore blocks actually sing show tunes when you mine them. And our creepers have all been trained to breakdance instead of exploding, so you can watch them bust a move instead of blowing up your hard work.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where you can take a dip and instantly become a Minecraft toddler again. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to endless energy for mining and crafting!
So come join us on our server and never worry about getting old in Minecraft again. Who needs retirement homes when you can have diamond mines and breakdancing creepers? It’s time to turn back the clock and have some LOLzy fun!