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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 263 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!