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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8242 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3464 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
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