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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5643 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8719 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
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