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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7969 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
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