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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8696 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 70 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server for the ancient fossils out there! Are you older than dirt? Have you been around since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, this server is perfect for you!
Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where you can build your very own retirement home out of diamond blocks and ride around on prehistoric creatures instead of horses.
Our server is so old, even the creepers have gray hair and the zombies are just looking for their dentures. But don’t worry, we have plenty of age-defying potions to keep you feeling young and spry.
So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a bunch of old farts just like you. Who needs youth when you have a server full of wise old gamers who can still kick butt and take names? Join us now and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!
