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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7484 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3176 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
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