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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9703 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7580 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!