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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 578 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!