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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7065 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 485280 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).
But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.
So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.