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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7498 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?
So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!