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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6032 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8040 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?
So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!