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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2756 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 386 | Crops Grown: | 9844 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!