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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6763 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).
So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).