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Players: |
110/300 |
Votes: |
5011 |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
11 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
2 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
2 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
24 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
2 |
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