Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

    Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Straight Up Chaos SMP – Where griefing is just another way to say hello! 1.20.4

    Straight Up Chaos SMP – Where griefing is just another way to say hello! 1.20.4

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP straightup.minecraft.best
    Description Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!
    New Discord https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
    Old Official Discord https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

    FAQs

    1. How long has the server been running?

    The server has been running for 5 years.

    2. Is there a map reset on this server?

    No, there are no map resets on this server.

    3. What kind of anticheat system is in place?

    The server has a limited anticheat system to keep things fun.

    4. How big is the player base on the server?

    The server has a small but active player base with room to grow.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AS SMP VS Hypixel

    AS SMP VS Hypixel
    Hypixel AS SMP
    Player Base Massive player base Small community
    Gameplay Diverse minigames, custom game modes Semi-vanilla survival experience
    Features Extensive features, events, challenges Basic survival features with whitelisting
    PVP PVP enabled in specific game modes PVP enabled everywhere in the world
    Whitelist No whitelist Whitelist to avoid hackers

    **FAQ:**

    **1. How many players are on Hypixel compared to AS SMP?** – Hypixel has a massive player base, while AS SMP has a small community.

    **2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on each server?** – Hypixel offers diverse minigames and custom game modes, while AS SMP provides a semi-vanilla survival experience.

    **3. What features are available on both servers?** – Hypixel has extensive features, events, and challenges, while AS SMP offers basic survival features with whitelisting.

    **4. Is PVP enabled on these servers?** – PVP is enabled in specific game modes on Hypixel, while AS SMP has PVP enabled everywhere in the world.

    **5. Do I need to go through a whitelist process to join these servers?** – Hypixel does not require a whitelist, but AS SMP has a whitelist to avoid hackers and unwanted players.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

    DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

    Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

    But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1773 Ores Mined: 3138
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server

    Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we specialize in heartbreak-proof relationships! Our players are so sweet, they’ll give you a piece of their heart (literally) just to show how much they care. So come join us and collect all the heart pieces to create the ultimate love potion! Who needs diamonds when you have a heart-shaped inventory? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, and hello to heartache (in a good way)! 💔❤️💎

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

    FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mildew RP: Where we take vanilla and add just a hint of mold for that extra flavor! Now serving ages 18+ only!

    Mildew RP: Where we take vanilla and add just a hint of mold for that extra flavor! Now serving ages 18+ only!

    Mildew RP Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    A Safe Space! We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
    A world You help shape! Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding!
    Squaremap! No risk of getting lost!
    Friendly and Active staff! If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased.
    A variety of Character Options! When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
    No client-required Mods! We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!
    A couple of server-side mods: Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations. We also have Fast Leaf Decay for those who enjoy a speedy deforesting!
    NO END The End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

    FAQ

    Q: How many species can I choose from?

    A: At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!

    Q: Are mods required to play on this server?

    A: We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!

    Q: Is there an End Dimension in this world?

    A: No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

    Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PixelPalsCraft: Where Achievements Are So Last Season!

    PixelPalsCraft: Where Achievements Are So Last Season!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are either based or cringe? Well, look no further because our server is neither! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8625 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sovereign Craft VS Hypixel

    Sovereign Craft VS Hypixel

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base Can experience lag due to high player count
    Wide variety of mini-games and game modes Focus on mini-games, less on building and economy
    Regular updates and events Can be overwhelming for new players

    Sovereign Craft

    Pros Cons
    Real economy with Bitcoin integration May require some knowledge of cryptocurrency
    Focus on building, economy, and player interactions Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
    Unique features like towns, cities, nations, and Bitcoin utilization Not as many mini-games or events

    FAQ

    What is Hypixel known for?

    Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games and game modes, and regular updates and events.

    What makes Sovereign Craft unique?

    Sovereign Craft merges a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft, allowing players to create and build up their own towns, cities, or nations, utilize Bitcoin for transactions, and engage in activities like running shops, joining militaries, and becoming politicians.

    Which server is better for players interested in building and economy?

    Sovereign Craft would be a better choice for players interested in building and economy as it focuses more on those aspects compared to Hypixel which emphasizes mini-games and game modes.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2723 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • JewCraft: Where Creepers Say Oy Vey!

    JewCraft: Where Creepers Say Oy Vey!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SoulSuckers R Us: The Minecraft Server Where Your Soul is Forced to Have Fun!

    SoulSuckers R Us: The Minecraft Server Where Your Soul is Forced to Have Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of noobs? Well, welcome to Forced Soul, where you’ll be treated like the royalty you are!

    Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft. These llamas have PhDs in Minecraftology and will make sure you never get lost or eaten by creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!

    And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? Our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who love to dance and sing. Join their party and you’ll never want to leave!

    So why wait? Join Forced Soul today and experience Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SuckMC SMP NETWORK – Stealing hearts and nations one block at a time!

    SuckMC SMP NETWORK – Stealing hearts and nations one block at a time!
    Server Name SiphonMC
    Server IP pmc.SiphonMC.net
    Bedrock port 19132
    Location USA
    Version Java Edition 1.20.6
    Discord discord.gg/siphonmc
    Wiki wiki.siphonmc.com

    Features:

    • Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
    • Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map, where every victory counts.
    • Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
    • Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey, offering greater challenges and rewards.
    • Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day and claim epic loot.

    FAQs:

    What is the server IP?

    The server IP for SiphonMC is pmc.SiphonMC.net

    What is the Bedrock port for the server?

    The Bedrock port for the server is 19132

    What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

    The server supports Java Edition 1.20.6

    Are there any unique features on SiphonMC?

    Yes, SiphonMC offers custom gear sets, progressive dungeons, daily boss fights, and more.

    Is there a Discord server for SiphonMC?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/siphonmc

    How can I claim a free rank on the server?

    You can claim your free rank by joining the server today.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can visit the SiphonMC wiki at wiki.siphonmc.com for more information.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

    Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and 5* Sniper Lunacub – they’re ready to party with you!

    But wait, there’s more! How about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing making a grand entrance on our server? It’s like a Minecraft party you’ve never experienced before! And don’t forget about the Ambience Synesthesia event featuring SilverAsh, Ho’olheyak, and Swire The Elegant Wit – they’re here to spice up your Minecraft adventure!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about 6* Sniper Typhon, 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and more joining forces for a Joint Action event? It’s going to be a Minecraft showdown like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be a Minecraft party you’ll never forget!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the Minecraft server where banter is taken to a whole new level! This place is not for the faint of heart, as we have created a monster with our epic banter sessions. Beware, for this man has vengeance in his blood and will stop at nothing to seek revenge on those who dare challenge him in the chat.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the ultimate banter battle of your life. Our players are known for their quick wit and sharp tongues, so if you think you can handle the banter, come on in and test your skills.

    But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no slipping away. You’ll be sucked into the banter vortex and may never escape. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY