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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5246 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 178 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!