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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9182 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
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So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!