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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 586 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 27 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Votes: | 4286 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!