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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2458 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!