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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5786 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3857 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!