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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9026 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
