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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	764	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	813
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	3113	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Villages Defended:	17	Star Shards Collected:	61

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4293	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	809
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Emeralds Found:	5561	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	4256	Dragon Eggs Found:	4072

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Buildings Constructed:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5773
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.