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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5873 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!