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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5870 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1007 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!