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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2909 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!