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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6885 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!