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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 554 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!