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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3924 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 259 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!