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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1868 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!