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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6782 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!