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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5305 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!