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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6818 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!