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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3705 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!