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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2826 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!