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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2557 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!