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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5265 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 865128 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!