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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 380 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 876 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!