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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1257 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!