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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7571 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 65 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
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