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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Chimeras Created: 4
Dimension Hops: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Meteorites Collected: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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