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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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