Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Servers

  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Runes Activated: 6
    Dimension Hops: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 312
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 3836
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4699 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 150

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mines Excavated: 4036
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5021 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 76 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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