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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mines Excavated: 4018
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Star Shards Collected: 96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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