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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Villages Defended: 17
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Holy Grails Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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