Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Mines Excavated: 2867 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Holy Grails Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers