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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Holy Grails Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 5431 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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