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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3196 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8644 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
