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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6639 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 418 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 166 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
